i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

5 hours ago WITH 460,863 notes VIA butiveryseldomfollowit (Source: hwlllstr)

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

5 hours ago WITH 634,411 notes VIA zeroyalviking (Source: exoergic)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

5 hours ago WITH 29,241 notes VIA prettyboyangel-at-221b (Source: cumslayer)

juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

5 hours ago WITH 398,075 notes VIA prettyboyharryosborn (Source: juilanne)

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

5 hours ago WITH 115,137 notes VIA prettyboyharryosborn (Source: solarsisterss)

harrypottergif:

Harry Potter + pink

7 hours ago WITH 2,761 notes VIA malfoyheir (Source: harrypotter.cc)

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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7 hours ago WITH 171,277 notes VIA ruinedchildhood (Source: sheeriosnotcheerios)

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

7 hours ago WITH 14,588 notes VIA ophelies (Source: lordeddardstark)
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